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 * GIGGLE GUM *

Jenna: Are you feeling sluggish or crotchety? Or maybe even subordinate to everyone else in your life?

Meredith: UGH! Yes!! I'm feeling so slow and lazy!

Taylor: Stop talking! You're making me angry and cranky!

Francisco: You all sound depressed! Try some magnificent Giggle Gum and it will take care of all of your problems!

Jenna: Immerse your teeth into this dazzling, delicious gum! It'll make you feel so much better!

Meredith: Like engrossing myself in a stick of Giggle Gum will work... (sarcastic)

Francisco: No really, it will! Dunking yourself in the exceptional flavors of Giggle Gum is worthwhile! All the celebrities are chewing it today.

Taylor: Be quiet! You're making my head throb! What are you talking about anyway?

Meredith: They're telling me how incredibly stupid this Giggle Gum is. They say it will erase all of my problems. What kind of silly gum idea is this?

Taylor: A pathetic, stupid, and just plain sad one.

Francisco: It also helps heal and prevent cavities! Who wouldn't want that?

Jenna: Just try it! You will relish it when you do! Here, try the lemon.

Taylor: I hate lemon! No way am I chewing that!

Jenna: Don't worry, they come in six flavors! There's lemon, orange, lime, blueberry, grape, and watermelon!

Francisco: Yes! You will love it! You won't be able to take your mind off of it!

Meredith: I'll take grape.

Taylor: I guess I'll take orange.

(Give Meredith and Taylor a piece of gum. They chew it.)

Meredith: This gum is amazing! I feel as quick as a cheetah!

Taylor: Hey! You guys!! I feel so much better now!! I'm so cheerful, peppy, jovial, and giddy! Hahahaha, and it makes you laugh too!

Francisco: That's superb! Sorry guys, but I have to go now.

(walks outside)

Francisco: OHHH MAN!!!! My car! Someone stole my car!

Jenna: Have some Giggle Gum to help you stay calm.

(he chews the gum)

(POOF!)

Francisco: Hey! My car! My car! It's back! My car came back! Wow! I love you Giggle Gum!!